All he needed was a popped collar and a white baseball cap

I feel like a asshole for saying this, but on the way to work this morning I spotted a guy on the subway who was dressed in:

-sandals
-khaki/cargo shorts
-pink polo shirt
-those douchetastic kinda avaitor-like but more going to the club sunglasses that are all the rage these days with kinda club going types (Note: I do not know if said person is really a douche or not, just the sunglasses, man)

I mean the combination was so remarkable I had to restrain myself from blurting out, "Dude, are you cosplaying as a frat guy or something?"

I mean if he was, that's kind of funny I suppose, but if not, what the hell man?