More evidence that instant messenger lowers IQ

Me: did I tell you I fed an elephant carrots?
Kelly: OHHH, YES, and he farted on you or something?
Me: no no she splattered snot all over me
because they noses be juicy

I don't know why, but the fact that I typed "they noses be juicy" is cracking me up over here even though I full on know there isn't anything all that funny about it.